User Profile

Customize

7h3_goblinking

Add Friend
Add Note
Track User
Send Message
Send V-Gift

Being King Sucks

I own you

Created on 2006-06-30 19:57:47 (#10568072), last updated 2006-07-02

2 comments received, 1 comment posted

Basic Account [Gift]

1 Journal Entry, 0 Tags, 0 Memories, 0 Virtual Gifts, 1 Userpic

Basic Info

Name:	Jareth ... that's all you need to know.

Bio

Now I've got you. You are under my spell. You want to look away but you cannot stop reading. Just by clicking on my username you have submitted yourself to my will....and some other glorious rot like that.

I am Jareth, ruler of the Realm of Confusion and the Labyrinth. One thing that they won't tell you about being the ruler of a goblin hord is that IT IS THE MOST BORING JOB ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET. You sit on your throne and wait for some dumb animal or lesser human to stumble into the maze...which happens about once every oh,...five hundred years? And then there's the housekeeping. God knows I've tried to teach the goblins how to clean up after themselves. After spying in the human world, I've come accross a way to tend my deathtrap and keep my sanity. -->THE INTERNETS<--

If only I could figure out how to get thriteen hours onto the laptop clock...you'd think they'd make regional settings or something.
Mortal trash.

OOC:
[ Check out mah ARTZ !!!111four
[Also, me journal :3

wolfyttwisted

Connect

Interests (10):

crossword, gardening, illusion casting, mazes, puzzles, radnomly breaking into song, riddles, small toy dogs, sorcery, torturing the innocent

External Services: